kindbegger's Diaryland Diary

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can't we just ignore each other?

1. FIRST NAME
meghan, not "orem" despite local legend

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
"meghan" because it is scottish and i am a little bit scottish... a little bit swedish... but a whole hell of a lot french and german. mean. i've got mean blood. my middle name "mckenzie" was named after the mckenzie river in oregon, where my mom grew up. my mom really wanted to name me mckenzie, but my dad didn't want kids to call me "big mac". funny. "orem big mac" sounds so good.

3. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
yes, but only in orem, where the stars shine twice as bright and four times as long. suck on that, provo.

4. WHICH FINGER IS YOUR FAVORITE?
either my right pointer finger with the mysterious wart or my right ring finger with the writer's bump or my left ring finger with the bling bling engagement rock from jesse snyder (joke?)

5. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
today... for a reason that may be explained in more detail in a future untitled emo diaryland entry

6. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
yes. i should like my handwriting because i got "best penmenship" nearly every single year in grade school. my popular best friend said in a moment of sassy anger, "you always get that award." i think i may have scratched her arm really hard as a sassy reply.

7. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
cucumbers... or anything that's made entirely out of tongue.

8. ANY BAD HABITS?
eating too much tongue on a deli roll for lunch. and a) biting my nails b) being obsessive compulsive (more of a disease?) c) chewing food, but not swallowing d) getting crushes on boys named "muscles"

10. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
i sure would. i would probably become bisexual... but seriously, check out bithewaymovie.com for everything and anything bisexual, including an untitled emo picture of me, orem big mac snyder (what?).

11. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
yes, but only because if i did not tell, it would have prevented baby duce bag from going on his mission. curious, suckers???

13. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
tell secrets i have sworn not to tell. or listen to girl punk music and run. but yo, i never take my rage to work. it's called "partyland", not "iwilltakeacraponyourfacejerkland".

14. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?!
pleasant grove, the hometown of jordan (singer/songwriter), jon oehler (my old crush), pregnant girls (my friend kristen), and druggies (me and you and everyone we know).

15. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?
yes, but only if they tell me secrets that they have sworn to secrecy and/or say things like, "trust me, you should really try this hogie." usually, no.

16. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
i would never say one toy was my favorite of the other because i didn't want to hurt my toys' feelings, but now that i am world weary and don't care about anybody's emotions, i'd have to say that i definitely loved my troll doll (named "hannah"), the puppet my mama made (named "chloe"), my american girl doll (company named her "molly"), my black barbie (probably named "simandi" and/or "kristy"), my baby doll (named "sendy"), my little buddy with pen marks all over his unblinking eyes (named "freddy"), and all my other toys. i don't have a favorite.

17. WHAT CLASS IN SCHOOL DO YOU THINK IS TOTALLY USELESS?
how to scat 101 taught by professor baby chris duce

18. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL?
yes, in fact i was just reading my journal from a year ago when ellen and i were first hanging out in provo. i used the word "cool" at least eight times to describe everyone in provo. i also used the words "da shit" at least once/never to describe francesco.

19. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
no.

20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
i have been close (i had to hold myself back at the art garfunkel concert), but no.

21. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
weirdness, but not in a dragon's keep kind of way...?...? but judging by the consistancy of my crushes, who knows? only spiderman/batman/a dragon.

22. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
orem hamburger, orem seawright, orem holden caulfield, orem lohan, orem nougat, orem friend of a friend

23. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
if the bungee corn was made of chocolate licorice and i was strapped to a hamburger

24. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
do you take the pickles off of your hamburger? see. the answer is no, wise guy.

25. DO YOU THINK THAT YOU HAVE STRONG POINTS?
a) no more animals b) always have a good time c) find fault in others and call them on everything they do that magnifies their faults d) make time for a little "r and r"

26. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
cookies and cream. mint chocolate chip. daiquiri ice. when i was little, i had a dream that i was eating an ice cream cone. when i awoke, i was licking my sheet. i cried when i realized that i had no ice cream cone, that it had all been a mere dream. suck it, orem! joking. i love orem.

28. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS?
green, which means i must be a very organic kind of a person

29. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
one. one lucky son of a bitch.

30. WHO DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW?
everybody

31. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
yes, i miss them

33. LAST THING YOU ATE?
bread and pretzels smashed up together. or a giant slab of tongue.

34. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
phone: my mom
phona: jonah

35. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN a guy/girl?
hair. social interactions.

36. DO YOU LOVE THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS?
yes.

37. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
wired and washed out

38. FAVORITE DRINK?
water and propel and fruitopia joking they totally don't bottle fruitopia like they used to what a damn shame why in the world am i not using anymore punctuation is it because i somehow found out that punctuation is used to distract us from what is really important in see ya later

40. Favorite sport?
more questions? wiffle ball

43. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
yes. -5.00 in my left eye, -6.00 in my right.

44. SIBLINGS?
one. heather, 29. she attended a dance with jake suazo in high school.

45. FAVORITE MONTH?
june: birthday
october: halloween/fall
december: christmas

46. FAVORITE FOOD?
sour cream and onion ritz chips. hummus. steamed vegetables.

47. LAST SHOW YOU WATCHED?
"i love the '80s 3d"

48. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
christmas

49. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
no! i asked out my first boyfriend (josh kitchen, 5th grade).

50. SUMMER OR WINTER?
summer

51. HUGS OR KISSES?
bored with both

52. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
one night stands, if with a hamburger. i only start relationships with tongues (what?...}.

1:50 a.m. - 2005-10-24

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